One night, when the moon was
as big and as yellow as cowboy pancakes, the Milkybar Kid unrolled his blanket beneath the desert stars.
The call of a distant coyote startled him.
"The desert at night is no
place for city folk," he mused. "It'd scare the pants off them."
This was Navajo country;
the home of his magnificent and fearless friend, Chief White Eagle. Loved by his people and loathed
by the greedy white men who came to steal his lands, White Eagle had a weakness.
He could not resist the chocolate bars
that the Milkybar Kid always brought him.
At sunrise the Kid set off for
White Eagle's village. He rode for many hours through the searing desert heat till he
reached a shady, tree-lined creek where he could shelter from the worst of the midday sun.
The Kid took his saddlebag containing the precious Milkybars and hung it from a branch above the
cool water.
"They'll not melt now," he
thought.
Suddenly he noticed a plume of dust
rising from the horizon. Through the shimmering heat he could see a horse galloping at breakneck speed
towards him. Horse and rider drew closer: it was the young Navajo warrior, Sparkling Stream, daughter
of White Eagle.
"Come quickly," she cried,
"my people need your help. Come at once and I will explain."
Within seconds the Kid had remounted
his horse and was racing on across the desert.
"Evil men have come looking for
gold," explained Sparkling Stream. "They use dynamite to break the rocks and are destroying
our beautiful country."
By the time they reached the Navajo
settlement, the Kid had made his plan. He told White Eagle to despatch fifty braves
into the desert in search of rattlesnakes.
"As many as they can find,"
he urged.
At sunset the braves returned;
each with a wriggling, rattling, seething sackful of deadly snakes. Then, under cover of darkness,
the Milkybar Kid led them towards the gold diggers' camp. He guessed that these city people would be
unused to life in the desert.
"Rattlesnakes," he laughed,
"that'll rattle them."
While the gold diggers slept,
the Navajo braves crept forward. Each laid his sack gently down, untied the string, then silently
withdrew. From a nearby hill they watched and waited as fifty slithering sacks discharged their hissing
contents.
Voices could soon be heard. The voices
turned into shouts, and with the shouts came gunfire, panic, and chaos. Men ran, shouted, and shot in
every direction; hooves stamped and wagon wheels rolled. The Kid smiled to himself as the shouts,
shots, hooves, and wheels rattled outwards into the desert night, fading at last into the distance.
The Navajo cheered wildly.
Chief White Eagle stepped forward, licked his lips, cleared his throat, and declared that such a
famous victory should be celebrated properly
with chocolate. Everyone fell silent.
"The Milkybars are on me!" shouted the Kid.
But of course they weren't.
They were where he'd left them: in the saddlebag, on the branch, over the creek.